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Jumat, 20 Maret 2015
I've mentioned before that I'm not rated G, not even PG, I just seldom let fly the rated R stuff right? Then this ought to come as no surprise
For all the corrupt NYPD out there. You know what I'm sayin? Yes you do. If anyone is curious what my issue is with NYPD: http://newsone.com/3073098/akai-gurley-nypd-kill-unarmed-man/
Found on http://darkdraggon.tumblr.com/
The Stig rode a tank to the BBC offices with a million signatures on a petition started by Guido Fawkes, to tell the BBC that the people want Clarkson back on Top Gear
Police were forced to issue advisory as the Stig rode the tank through London to deliver the petition to the BBC.
The Stig delivered Change.org�s fastest ever growing campaign to the BBC bosses, demanding they reinstate suspended host Jeremy Clarkson following his �fracas� with a show producer.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jeremy-clarkson-police-forced-to-issue-advisory-as-the-stig-drives-tank-through-london-to-deliver-top-gear-petition-to-the-bbc-10122539.html
http://www.motoringresearch.com/car-news/the-stig-delivers-jeremy-clarkson-petition-to-the-bbc-in-a-tank-0320968234
Rabu, 18 Maret 2015
things that look easy on paper... a dead lift rig
The first guy to try this will be replacing the grill, radiator, and twisted bumper... I guarantee it
Senin, 16 Maret 2015
Jumat, 13 Maret 2015
Rabu, 11 Maret 2015
Senin, 09 Maret 2015
"Somethings you just don't do in a Dodge"
There are a couple more over here at http://www.gasmonkeygarage.com/richard-rawlings-new-dodge-commercials/
Minggu, 08 Maret 2015
Sabtu, 07 Maret 2015
Well.... this... is a 1st. I've seen some strange stuff, but this? Might be shocking to learn that such a website exists as what you're about to see
So how in the hell did I discover that? Well, I often look to see where people are popping into my website from. It's a good way to find where links to Justacarguy are coming from, and if they have other cool stuff I'd like to see. You never know when you might stumble onto something. This is evidence that the unforeseeable is more inexplicable that anything you could possibly imagine
And what in the hell are "Sex With Cars" readers interested in the Nissan for?
the Bicycle did �more to emancipate women than anything else in the world� ... Susan B Anthony
In June 1895, the Unique Cycling club of Chicago had a club laws that on all runs bloomers and knickerbockers shall be worn.
In New York World, a list of rules for women on bicycles was posted (and seem ludicrous now)
Don�t be a fright
Don�t faint on the road (Still a good idea)
Don�t wear a man�s cap
Don�t wear tight garters
Don�t forget your tool bag (Still a good idea)
Don�t attempt a �century�
Don�t coast. It is dangerous
Don�t boast of your long rides
Don�t criticize people�s �legs.�
Don�t wear loud hued leggings
Don�t cultivate a �bicycle face� (what the hell is that?)
Don�t refuse assistance up a hill
Don�t wear clothes that don�t fit (Still a good idea)
Don�t neglect a �light�s out� cry
Don�t wear jewellery while on a tour
Don�t race. Leave that to the scorchers
Don�t wear laced boots. They are tiresome (Still a good idea)
Don�t imagine everybody is looking at you
Don�t go to church in your bicycle costume (yeah... but hey, that's up to your church)
Don�t wear a garden party hat with bloomers
Don�t contest the right of way with cable cars (Still a good idea)
Don�t chew gum. Exercise your jaws in private
Don�t wear white kid gloves. Silk is the thing
Don�t ask, �What do you think of my bloomers?� (Still a good idea)
Don�t use bicycle slang. Leave that to the boys
Don�t go out after dark without a male escort
Don�t without a needle, thread and thimble
Don�t try to have every article of your attire �match�
Don�t let your golden hair be hanging down your back
Don�t allow dear little Fido to accompany you (Still a good idea)
Don�t scratch a match on the seat of your bloomers
Don�t discuss bloomers with every man you know (Still a good idea)
Don�t appear in public until you have learned to ride well
Don�t overdo things
Let cycling be a recreation, not a labor
Don�t ignore the laws of the road because you are a woman
Don�t try to ride in your brother�s clothes �to see how it feels�
Don�t scream if you meet a cow. If she sees you first, she will run
Don�t cultivate everything that is up to date because you ride a wheel
Don�t emulate your brother�s attitude if he rides parallel with the ground
Don�t undertake a long ride if you are not confident of performing it easily
Don�t appear to be up on �records� and �record smashing.� That is sporty.
http://www.vintag.es/2015/02/30-interesting-vintage-photographs-of.html and http://www.vintag.es/2015/02/a-list-of-donts-for-women-on-bicycles.html
Jumat, 06 Maret 2015
Thanks to the new Burkacar, women in Saudi Arabia can now take to the roads.
Yes, I find the stupid islamic fanatical bullshit about women not driving or showing their faces to be vile... and I find this joke to be funny. Not only does it finally work around the muslim fanatics problem with women driving, it does so while slapping a joke one the burka too.
Found on https://www.facebook.com/Antitheists?fref=photo
Kamis, 05 Maret 2015
Bang Shift.com finds some great stuff... here is a new hilarious Craiglist ad caused by a divorce for a '78 MGB
Recent divorce forces the sale of this 1978 MGB Roadster.
My now ex-wife, clearly an aficionado, fan and connoisseur of classic European automobiles, valued this car at $9,600.00 in her sworn financial statement and refused to budge on this ridiculously overvalued estimate during mediation.
Since she is the expert on British sports cars, I am following her expert advice and listing this fine, rare, concours-quality vehicle at her valued price of $9,600.00.
This rubber bumper (feel free to contact her for a full education of the difference, value and collectibility of rubber-to-chrome bumper MGBs�) MBG boasts the following much sought after options:
96 bhp 4 cylinder 1800cc engine with single (yes, only 1) Stomberg carb
No power steering
No power brakes
No air conditioning
Vinyl seats
4 speed manual transmission (no overdrive)
Convertible top (with custom rip)
Rust on trunk lid
Floors may or may not be solid.
Car has been in her expert care, i.e. uncovered, unprotected and full of snow.
Car is in non-running, non-driving condition.
Ex-wife deemed this car unsafe and unacceptable for our children to drive, but should be just fine for you and your loved ones.
Show up with your tow truck and 96 $100 bills.
The line forms at her front door.
First come, first served.
No lowball offers�not a single penny less than nine thousand six hundred dollars will be accepted for this special, unique, collectible British classic.
Cash only.
Clear title. Seriously, you better hurry.
This one won�t last at this fair, reasonable asking price.
Original ad at http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4912263427.html via http://bangshift.com/bangshiftapex/an-ex-wife-is-making-her-ex-husband-sell-his-1978-mgb-the-craigslist-ad-is-pure-genius/
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